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[You are a F*cking Moron5]

"Our imports come from other countries."

Yep, Dubyeh's a bonehead, allright. With such... memoreable... sayings, who would argue? Seriously. Not everyone from Texas is dumber than a brick, though. Quite a few of them are, yes, but that's a universal trait for the country. I should know... i got kicked out of my kindergarten class for being able to read.

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Who cares about the f$*@ing politics?!?!

Look, if people are going to complain about this simply because it's bashing Moore, please just shut up. Did you happen to notice that there's one for Bush as well, or were you too busy complaining about how this is unfair? Put a damn cork in it! Jee-zus.

Now that THAT'S out of my system, I appreciate seeing these exhibitions of the ability to point out how damn stupid famous people are... as if most of the country thought they were smart to begin with. Hilighting the blindingly obvious, for all to see! Brilliant. Keep it up.

[Sheik's a woman?]

You think Link would have figured it out...

Dumb as a brick, I say. Nice job on the art. It just seemed to fit. Funny stuff, man.

[Worst Case Scenarios]

They're everywhere!

Oddly enough, that's a fairly accurate summary of ninja methods. Unless you count throwing people. That's fun.

[Big Black Ben (NEW)]

Get away from the car mother f&*#er!

That was just random. I like it! I actually know a guy named Ben... but he's small and white... but he plays a tuba!

[Final Fantasy Fugitive]

...Nani?

Well... that was certainly random... more proof of why it's a bad idea to piss of a bunch of Moogles.